During the last ice storm, we discovered that our satellites become unreliable, especially the internet receiver. Since all available sources are predicting ice and snow for approximately the next 24 hours, I thought I’d check in with a short joke so everyone would know I’m (probably) still alive and kickin’.
A guy gets in a terrible car accident and is taken by ambulance to a nearby Catholic Hospital. In the emergency room, the admitting nurse is a Nun. She asks him if he has any way to pay for his treatment.
“No,” he replies, “I’ve been out of work for six months and I’m broke.”
She asks him, “Well, do you have any family members who could help pay?”
He shakes his head again, “No, I only have one old maid sister and she’s a Nun.”
The nurse indignantly says to him, “Nuns are NOT old maids, sir, we are married to God.”
“In that case,” the man says, “You can send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
(Well, I thought it was funny.)