Friday, October 12, 2007

TGIF

Here’s a cowboy joke to get your weekend off with a good chuckle:

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, dinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at the table behind them begins to cough weakly. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she’s in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.
“Kin ya swaller?” asks one of the cowboys. She shakes her head.
“Kin ya breathe?” asks the other. The woman, turning a bit blue, shakes her head again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman into a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy returns to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen anybody do it.”

See you on the trail!

3 comments:

Sue said...

Groan!!
Sue

Mary Connealy said...

I laughed, but I felt bad about myself. :)
Mary

Joe B said...

Nice...

A man slams open his front door, and screams to his wife "Honey, Honey!! I hit the lotto today! Quick, start packing bags!!!"

The wife suddenly can't contain herself, stops doing the dishes (that was Joe's little addin) and runs to grab her suit case. She heads towards the bedroom with her husband and they start grabbing clothes and are throwing them on the bed.

She then asked her husband, in an excited and panting voice... Oh my god babe, what do you have in mind? Some where warm or somewhere cold? How do I pack?

Husband looks at her, equally excited and panting replies..." I don't care! Just pack your $&it and get the Bleep out!!!