This is a good one:
A pair of Classic Rednecks came through my checkout line today. I mean, EVERYTHING about them screamed “hick”: overalls, denim jackets over hooded sweatshirts totally stained with oil & grease, dirty fingernails, tattered seed corn baseball style caps. Right down to the food they bought: meat tenderizer, seasoning salt, two steaks, two baking potatoes and a case of beer among a few other things. They split the grocery bill right down the middle. I counted out the money the second one handed me and I came up 4 cents short. I said, “I need four more cents. Can you find me 4 more pennies?”
The first guy said, “Hell, yes, he’s got pennies. He’s always loaded with pennies.”
“Yeah,” the second man agreed, “But you ain’t never had no cents.”
Everyone within earshot burst out laughing.