I had a small hiking adventure of my
own on Tuesday.
Be prepared to laugh at me.
I took Doug the big dog out for our
usual morning stroll through a harvested corn field. After we left
the house, strolled through the windbreak, crossed the 75 or so yards
of empty cow pasture and a small creek, we walked along the west
fence line of the corn field until we got to the north fence line,
where we turned around and headed home. This gives us about a 1 mile
walk.
I headed back toward the house. When I
reached the wind break, I turned around and saw Doug running full
speed ahead north along the creek, obviously chasing a trail. I
yelled for him, but he chose to ignore me. Considering my husband
would never forgive me if I let him run off with a pack of coyotes (I
never did see what he was tracking, but it might have been a coyote)
I had to go get him on the leash.
I headed through the cow pasture,
picking my way through the puddles of water and the piles of manure.
The farther north I got, the boggier the ground became. At one point,
I sank into a puddle up to my ankles. So much for my good Keenes
being waterproof! Up ahead, I saw Doug finally stopped and was
looking back at me, though he refused to come to me. He was still
looking to the north when I finally caught up to him and got him
leashed.
Unfortunately, he had decided to stop
in the wettest, muddiest area of the pasture. I looked around and
thought I could see a way we could pick our way through the puddles
back to solid ground. So we set out in a southwesterly direction. It
wasn't long before the puddles got deeper and the mud got thicker.
Just as I was thinking I might lose my shoes in the muck, my feet
stuck fast and I went down face first. Now, I am up to my elbows in
water, unable to pull my feet free of the muck.
I was having some very unChristian
thoughts at this point.
I couldn't get my feet underneath me in
order to stand up and when I tried to pushed myself up with my hands,
they just sank deeper into the mud. It took all the strength I could
muster to get myself into a standing position. I looked around and
saw a pickup on the road, slowing down. It stopped and turned around
in our driveway, so I'm wondering if he was taping my muddy struggle
with his phone so he could post me and my muddy dog on FB. So far, I
haven't seen anything.
We finally reached solid ground. Every
stitch of clothing I was wearing was either wet or covered with mud
and manure. Doug was only muddy on his legs & belly, but I
spitefully made him stay on the porch while I got out of my clothes
and showered.
So... when it started to rain on
Wednesday and Thursday people were saying, “We sure needed the
moisture.” I'm thinking... well you don't want to know what I was
thinking!
